phil mataresesesese: Archive

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 20th

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Feb 12th

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Crack is Whack but So R U

Whitney Houston died and I’m totally unaffected because I’m a young white male. What is affecting me is how many people are terribly unfunny. Frankly, I don’t mind my Facebook / Twitter / Tumblz feeds blowing up when someone dies or something huge cultural event happens. It’s exciting when people die. That’s fine. What irks me is how many people suddenly...

Feb 12th

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Feb 11th

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Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

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Feb 8th

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Swardson on Fitzdog

FitzDog Radio is one of my favorite podcasts. Greg Fitzsimmons is hilarious and incredibly straightforward with all his guests. On a recent live podcast, Nick Swardson talked about how he switched from Sprint and some random dude was assigned his old number. Soon, the dude started abusing his newfound power, returning phone calls to Adam Sandler and texts to Paris Hilton. I couldn’t...

Feb 8th

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Feb 4th

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Feb 4th

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David Choe-milli

David Choe is cool. Thumbs Up! was one of the first things I caught on VBS and it was totally insane. His art is crazy good. Here’s what I want you to do: READ THIS STORY about him missing out on a shitty band he was in band getting signed. Read this story. GOOD SHIT HAPPENS TO COOL DUDES.

Feb 2nd

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